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<p>Go crazy with crazy facebook status and upload these to make your friends laugh. Crazy quotes 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t care if you think I&#8216;m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You don&#8216;t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I&#8216;ll train you. Make your appointment today.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People say nothing&#8216;s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I know I&#8216;m crazy. Don&#8216;t ruin my moment.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn&#8216;t catch their eye, they won&#8216;t bother to read 
what&#8216;s inside.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m shy at first, but once I&#8216;m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I 
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<p>want your kiss &#8230;&#8230; Oh I&#8216;m just so crazy about you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don&#8216;t.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every 
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<p>morning.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If there&#8216;s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I have a problem. My proble is love and &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; My solution is you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just 
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<p>for her. Crazy World
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn&#8216;t reply.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different 
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<p>devils.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If Harry Potter is so magical then why can&#8216;t he fix his eye sight?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with &#8213;lol&#8214; should be shooted :)
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I am 99.9% sure he doesnt like me. But its the 00.1% that keeps me going.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>At least I can still smoke in my car.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t you sometimes just wish something would happen? Good or Bad; just for the sake of 
something happening.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after 
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<p>tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I have not failed. I&#8216;ve just found 10,000 ways that won&#8216;t work.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My back is not a voicemail, say it to my face.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my 
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<p>dreams.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Don&#8216;t think too much, you&#8216;ll create a problem that wasn&#8216;t even there in the first place.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you were a tear in my eyes, I would not cry for the fear of losing you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that&#8216;s their own fault.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Being single doesn&#8216;t mean you don&#8216;t know anything about love, it just means you know enough 
to wait for it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If you stop telling lies about me, I&#8216;ll stop telling the truth about you.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Its crazy how much you let someone hurt you without realizing it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I&#8216;m doing to read it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Accept the craziness. Life will be a bore without it.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>A wise man once said, You can&#8216;t be old &amp; wise, if you were never young &amp; crazy.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Being someones FIRST may be great but being LAST is perfect&#8230;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>People change, things change, time changes, priorities change, but expectations always remain 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>My head is telling my heart &#8213;I told you so!&#8214;.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Some people should try thinking, it&#8216;s not illegal yet
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;m not crazy, I&#8216;m just special.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I was talking to myself last night and we both agreed that you&#8216;re crazy..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Hee Hee Hee Hee Hee, you can&#8216;t stop me! I broke my off switch..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Am i the only one who gets this random urge to help old ladies half way across the street and 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>i haven&#8216;t lost my brain it just couldn&#8216;t handle my ideas so it left
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I&#8216;ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I don&#8216;t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Does anyone else get scared when a text reads &#8213;Can I ask you a question?&#8214;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You people are crazy! I know&#8230;I can recognize my kind.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Wonders if its bad when I&#8216;m talking to myself and I&#8216;m not even listening&#8230;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>It doesn&#8216;t matter what people say about you. It matters what you&#8216;re going to do to them after 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I&#8216;m way worse&#8230;
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, 
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>OH MY GOD, The rain&#8216;s wet..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>They don&#8216;t know that we know they know we know.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Press &#8213;like&#8214; if you are crazy.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>Being stupid is its own reward.
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<div style="page-break-before:always; page-break-after:always"><div><p>The strawberry shampoo doesn&#8216;t taste as good as it smells.  
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<p>From here you can easily get creative facebook status to set as your facebook status. Share a 
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